Suitardio Fingerbang
0 STD
prize pool
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How It Works
- > a 'boink' costs 69 $STD, it goes into a pool
- >you sign a txn in your wallet every time you boink
- >there's a timer on the screen, its not for nothing
- >every time someone boinks, the timer moves 1 minute forward
- >wen no one clicks for long enough and the timer ends, the last 10 suitards to boink get an equal share of the prize pool
- >prize pool = 80% of total $STD in the pool, 20% $STD will be burnt
- >this game can theoretically go on forever, all the best! fingerbanging sui tar dios
THE LORE
It was 2023. FTX was dust, BTC was scraping 19k. Retail had long vanished, but a few die-hard retard(io)s refused to admit they missed their shot. They were still slugging it out in the trenches. A bunch of those retards went full retard and stumbled upon Sui.
They could sense their thirst for real innovation and asymmetric gainz in brYpTO was finally coming true. They started grinding and kept grinding. Cringe $FAPTOS went to 20 and but these retards? They kept holding capys, bullsharks and narwhals in hope of magical airdrop payday.
Nothing happened ofc, eggdeniyi did his best but no one is big enough to fight the wrath of a bear market. The game is to survive! eggdeniyi became dank and degenerate over time, from #noairdropnocommunity he went to a blub blub blub guy. And same happened with those retard users.
The farmers fucked off to get fucked by another L1/L2/L3 but the retards who stuck? Oh they made it! They’re buying random shit and raking profits, they’re aping gaming devices, hitting parties with Steve aoki! They;re no longer your ‘cutesy’ suifrens anymore, they’re suitards!
TOP
SUITARDiOS
Check Eligibility
mrbreadsmith.sui
matteo.sui
droppy.sui
drippy.sui
death.sui
0xrooter.sui
adeniyi.sui
vlp.sui
suibigbrain.sui
wara.sui
kotaro.sui
wade.sui
shoto.sui
yuppibaladam.sui
JoshuaOrhue.sui
martyparty.sui
cleanwater.sui
Lebinxy.sui
nefarii.sui
bonkman.sui
cussy.sui
dave.sui
trevinvsnft.sui
fesal.sui
demented.sui
mrbreadsmith.sui
matteo.sui
droppy.sui
drippy.sui
death.sui
0xrooter.sui
adeniyi.sui
vlp.sui
suibigbrain.sui
wara.sui
kotaro.sui
wade.sui
shoto.sui
yuppibaladam.sui
JoshuaOrhue.sui
martyparty.sui
cleanwater.sui
Lebinxy.sui
nefarii.sui
bonkman.sui
cussy.sui
dave.sui
trevinvsnft.sui
fesal.sui
demented.sui
777.sui
stravia.sui
069.sui
0xethernity.sui
monreal.sui
b1gvini.sui
angelo.sui
00smurf.sui
jay-p.sui
michaelburry.sui
dragnipur.sui
770.sui
matrixrick.sui
maxim.sui
Thibaut.sui
xpsyk0w.sui
originalmijo.sui
Zibah.sui
RAGNA.sui
meimei.sui
Bert.sui
marcopitra.sui
bullishify.sui
DegenEmperor.sui
777.sui
stravia.sui
069.sui
0xethernity.sui
monreal.sui
b1gvini.sui
angelo.sui
00smurf.sui
jay-p.sui
michaelburry.sui
dragnipur.sui
770.sui
matrixrick.sui
maxim.sui
Thibaut.sui
xpsyk0w.sui
originalmijo.sui
Zibah.sui
RAGNA.sui
meimei.sui
Bert.sui
marcopitra.sui
bullishify.sui
DegenEmperor.sui
5/5 SAFE
Yeai've been writing move for 2 years, i know my shit
$STD is a tribute to all these legends! Early adopters of tech they don’t know anything about but have the balls to take the plunge and the heart to stick around! The suitard page’s goal is to be a hall of fame for these personalities! There’s much more coming, dNFTs, dank merch, branded edibles, whatnot
So as you’ve always done suitardio - ape the coin, fuck around and find out! It’s time for suifrens cto!!!!
